i like my coffee, and my women, strong and organic. that's why i hang out at ideal!

a pot of hot tea and 3 dozen pork and chive dumplings is about right to cure a hangover. nothing is cheaper and more delicious. and just for the record, i've never seen a rat there.

it's totally worth a long subway ride from downtown to have a 100% positive tattoo experience. the people at Way Cool Uptown are awesome!

cultural dissonance as art form. it's inspiring to see freaky vintage etiquette books, science texts, and porno paperbacks all rubbing shoulders in one little shop. plus they sell typewriters. four f*ckin stars!